Tuesday

Dream Machine 3000




























Have you ever wanted more time, more money, to remember a cool dream and re-dream in the next night, have a bowl of ice cream magically in front of you, wished that your favorite foods were fat free, that there wasn't any pollution in the world, that people were kinder, that you didn't have to work, have you ever wanted to fly or be invisible, how about time travel, ever wished for that?

WELL, this machine I have created is for you. It makes dreams come true.

This is how it works. First, you must load your dream into the machine. There are two ways to do this. You can either push the "record" button and speak into the built in microphone or aim the nozzle tip at your dream item and hit the "scan" button. THEN, when you see your wish on screen, simply hit "GO." Instantly, there it is, your wish granted.

Voila. Dream Maker 3000.

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