Suck It Up

I recently saw a great show on PBS about the Bermuda Triangle. They discussed several theories on why boats and planes seem to disappear in that area. My very favorite theory is the one where the sky just above the triangle opens up and sucks up planes and ships. Here's what I'd like to happen. I'd like it if this sky swallowing things theory were true, only it extended far beyond the Bermuda Triangle. If you are sitting at your desk, or anywhere actually, and you really want to be somewhere else, this magic hole in the sky would suck you up and take you somewhere wonderful. This picture is one of the places I believe I'd like to be taken. And Hukilau Beach in Hawaii.